Polly Price's Totally Secret Diary: Mum in Love

I had been looking forward to going to France in the Easter holidays for weeks. Admittedly it meant going with Mum and her annoying, yuckily young, French boyfriend, Almond. But I knew we would be staying at Almond's parents' place: a chateau! Everyone knows chat means cat in French - so I couldn't wait ...to whole weeks in a houseful of cats.